Just title the show, "Watch another weasel win Surivor.

From the first show, that slimeball Richard Hatch won, millions tune in to watch another weasel win a million dollars. Do we prize the treachery or does it make us feel better about ourselves? I guess everybody has their price, but each time I see that show I feel like I need to take a shower. Note to self, enough is enough. Boycott Survivor.